Skip College. Go Straight to the Big Leagues.

With January 1 slowly approaching, many young high school souls are hastily piecing together their sorry little excuses for college applications. Go ahead and apply to your lovely Ivy Leagues. Who knows? Yale and Harvard might accept you after all! However, don't forget that there's always one viable option that will readily accept you: reality TV. Yes, even if you get denied from your local community college, you can always turn to The Real World and other respectable forms of truly exquisite entertainment. Today, we shall examine several options to find the right choice for you! No essay or application fee required; bring your body, some STDs, and an optimistic attitude. You'll need it.

Choice #1: The Bad Girls Club
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Are you a young woman suffering from certain adversities which bar you from obtaining a college education? Do you suffer from a number of psychological problems due to excessive homework abuse? Well, The Bad Girls Club might be your perfect fit! You'll get to meet other girls suffering from the same dilemmas as you and learn how to cope or even erase these obstacles with a nice round of shots. Here, you will be sure to make friendships that will truly last a lifetime.

Choice #2: The Real World
Ah, The Real World...what an option! It will definitely satisfy any of your desires. Looking for bromance? Well, go no further.
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Has high school compressed all of your rage into a bottle of bitterness that desperately needs to be released? Don't worry because at The Real World, you will be emancipated from the shackles of oppression.
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Need one more reason? Well, what else do you need? You can foster great friendships, learn how to make life choices, and broaden your horizons of human perspective. There are so many possibilities! One question: Tie or Bowtie?
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Drunk monkey? Fashionista? Sexually-oppressed? Just denied from college? No worries. The Real World can make accommodations.

Choice #3: Jersey Shore
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Are you proud of your heritage? If so, then Jersey Shore should be your new home. Join others who share this love and learn the true art of partying. Even if you're missing out on the nightly college parties, you still get to fist pump with the champs. Plus, you will always feel like you never left home. (Get it? Culture? Pride? Or am I giving you too much credit?)

I bet that you're already motivated to scrap your college applications! Remember, there are thousands of other viable choices which can fit according to your desires. So, if college deadlines and denials are turning you blue, remember that you can always find a loving home in the entertainment business. Besides, doing so will put food in the mouths of people at The Soup and other similar businesses. Who cares if they try to examine the faults of society through cunning writing and satire? Does it really matter if they show a clip of you having an orgy of fun? (Both figuratively and literally?) Always remember, the most important part is that you have a good time; education is overrated anyway. What can you do with it?