An Unrecognized Hero

As we all know, the greatest of artists are always recognized posthumously. There is no exception to that rule when it comes to the great Heidi Montag. From appearing on the thought-provoking, intelligent show, The Hills, to marrying the successful T.V. star and talented rapper, Spencer Pratt, she has yet to make a wrong move. Remember her performance of her song "Superficial?" Some may argue that her dance moves were less than good and that she seemed like she didn't have a soul, but they are wrong.

"I'm sure if Cleopatra were alive today, she'd have triple D's."

Her wise words ring in my head. Heidi just wants to make the world more beautiful, and who can fault her for that? Barbie is the ideal, after all. Her kids may not look like her, but that can be fixed. And Heidi truly is enamored by all the science behind plastic surgery. She knows about science. That's the only reason she was put on The Hills. God told Heidi to do what she did, and she'd be willing to tell you that. Just like God told her to do all the charity works she's done (like appearing on I'm a Celebrity Get Me out of Here!) Yes, they did pay her, but while she was there, someone tore the labels off her shampoo bottles! No amount of money can fix the emotional damage that caused her.

Heidi Montag is avant-garde, more so than anyone of us could understand. As she says in her hit song, "It ain't that easy. It ain't that easy. It ain't that easy. But it ain't so hard."

When she dies in the process of trying to make her boobs size "H" for Heidi (like she almost died the first time), the world will finally realize their mistake and see her for the artist and saint she truly is.