Sunday, January 31, 2010

The Music Box: "Tik Tok"

Hello to all you BS readers! This marks the first edition of "The Music Box." Here, we will take a look at your favorite tunes as they pass through our judgement. Today's song: "Tik Tok." Enjoy!

Ah, Ke$ha. Here's another artist to add to the whole "party-till-I-get-you-drunk-n'-crunk-n'-junk" genre. Let's see what she has to say about "Tik Tok":

"One morning I just woke up, and I live in this house with I-don't-even-know-how-many roommates — it's this Laurel Canyon house with seven rooms and roommates fluctuating monthly". She later added, "I woke up one day after we went to a party, and I was surrounded by ten of the most beautiful women you've ever seen. And I was like, I'm like P. Diddy — there's no man like this in the entire world. So that became the first line of the new single, and we just went from there. It's a daily process in my life." (Courtesy of Esquire Magazine...and Wikipedia...)

With that in mind, let's take a look at her music video. I hope you wake up surrounded by ten of the most beautiful women you've ever seen.

 Some things to note...
  • Look familiar? Why don't you consult Lady Gaga's "Just Dance" music video?
  • Hey, isn't that Gaga's boom box?
  • The song's pretty much a DJ's delight, filled with handclaps, synths, Auto-Tune, and all that junk.
  • Wow! Ashley Tisdale looks great!
  All things aside, this is the part where we plug in our alternatives.

Here, we've got the vocal talent of Allison, accompanied by Kurt Schneider on piano. It's a great Candlelight version of the same dance-pop song, a little reminiscent of Cascada's "Everytime We Touch." Well, the Candlelight Remix, of course. There's great juxtaposition between the angelic voice and the dirty lyrics, and the underlying sound of "Replay" adds a nice touch to the piece. It's quite ironic, but the humor adds to the overall success of this video.

And look! Even Snooki from Jersey Shore is looking to get onto the music scene. Think she's got a chance? Well, she's already Snookin' for Love, so I think she's got great potential.


With that, we close this session of The Music Box.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Trending Topics Part II

So this will be a recurring thing because quite frankly, people are hilarious.

#doesntmeanyourblack

***Note the "your"

What began as a commentary on wiggers...

faunatic1911 Having jewelry in your mouth #doesntmeanyourblack (*you are) {look at Paul

nilpsin Jus becuz u have more dan 1 black friend #doesntmeanyourblack

Xplode Just because you like trending topics #doesntmeanyourblack

nia_berry89 even if u try to act ghetto #doesntmeanyourblack

It had evolved into...


gustavosantiago Just because you call it purple juice instead of grape juice #doesntmeanyourblack

@KevinEdwardsJr hhmmm ite - just cuz ur name is LaKeisha, Zalika, Kalifa Sushaunna or Jamal #doesntmeanyourblack

Mullyman just because u like chicken n watermelon #doesntmeanyourblack , but i'm a lightskinded black man and chicken n watermelon is good as a whore

*side note: I like chicken and watermelon. Does this mean I like whores too?

DatGuyTiquan Just because you got 12 kids and 8 babies daddies #doesntmeanyourblack ... It mean you a ho!

@ogeebradley: just cause you got four babies by four different women and a wife on the side that #doesntmeanyourblack but #ninetimesoutoften you are....

wtfitsalltaken Just because youre always on the bench when playing basketball #doesntmeanyourwhite ( #doesntmeanyourblack )

@Johnxrox: Just because you have black skin #doesntmeanyourblack Oh wait nvm, yes it does.

And so concludes this edition of Trending Topics.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Live! Coverage of the District 207 Student Protest!

 
Liberté, égalité, fraternité, French for "Liberty, equality, fraternity," is the national motto of France. "But wait," an astute reader asks, "Where's 'equality'? And why is it replaced with 'McGreevy'?" Ah, yes, those questions shall be answered in due time.

Very recently, District 207 raised the guillotine for the teaching careers of 75 full-time teachers and 62 staff members, laying off a total of 137 employees, in order to counteract (an arguable) $17 million debt. How does one accumulate such a figure? Well, there are a multitude of factors. New plasma TVs, security cams, and a "welcome desk" are a few new additions from Maine South's end. Of course, there are a lot more, and one must take account the other changes implemented at Maine East and Maine West as well. You can learn more from this little link.

Now, offsetting this debt by firing teachers is truly a big no-no, especially in the minds of the student body. Of course, firing teachers is not the only decision the District has made; they have also cut programs and other extracurricular activities in order to try and salvage themselves from this pit of debt. (Bad move, District 207. VERY bad move.) Upon notice of these transactions, many students were outraged, forming groups on Facebook such as "my teacher got replaced by a plasma tv" or "Save [Insert Teacher's Name Here]!"


However, one group sought after uniting the students of Maine South, Maine West, and Maine East, creating a representative student body of District 207. Donning the name "Maine Township Students Against Teacher and Staff Cuts," these members have effectively harnessed the potential power of students from each branch. (Yeah, I know there are a lot of other groups claiming to do that, but hey, was your group the one who organized this protest? That's what I thought.) As of now, the group consists of over 2,000 members, formed by students, alumni, parents, and other supporters.

Well, on January 22, 2010, this group was also responsible for organizing a protest outside of Maine South High School. Cue the wave of videos...


Doesn't it remind you of the TODAY show?


 Yes, you're seeing it correctly; even the BS got some coverage of the protest. Of course, with our budget, we can afford a camera but not camera angles. Oh well. At least we got a shoutout. Maybe we really do have more than 3 loyal readers...


Here's another video with the students chanting, "Save our teachers!"

In addition to all of this, several students gave testimonies regarding their teachers.


Here's another one...


And guess what? Even our very own BS Staff Member, Kate, got to sum it all up...


Sorry, Kate, we ran out of air-time...



As you can see, there is great devotion among these students. Will the District respond in their favor? Let's hope; these students have the same passion as an angry mob with pitchforks and torches, even if they aren't literally using them. None of them are in any position to admit defeat either. All of these students are ready to address the District's irresponsible spending and offer their own perspectives in any way possible; they are all willing to do anything to get their voice heard. So, to all you loyal readers, spread the word. 

Besides, isn't one of the major goals of school to offer a quality education? Without some of these teachers, we might get something like this...

Now, do you honestly want this to happen to our future? This is an English teacher's nightmare.



Thursday, January 7, 2010

Influential albums from the last decade


I thought I'd start one of these things off with a video. People like videos. I like videos, especially good ones. And I thought his one particularly relevant.

And why, you ask, why oh why is such a video relevant? Well, I'm here to talk about my twenty most influential albums of the decade. So it's kinda relevant. But seriously, does it even matter if the video is relevant? You're right it doesn't. 0_o So let's get on with this, in no particular order.

This Side (2002) – Nickel Creek
This album is amazing. Nay, this band is amazing! If you want solid bluegrass that is interesting and still relatively young (LOLS), check these guys. This Side is a good starter, especially since it won a Grammy.

Speak for Yourself (2005) – Imogen Heap
This was my introduction to Imogen Heap and the world of harmonies she takes you to whenever you listen to any of her songs. She recently released Ellipse, which I definitely recommend listening to.

Far (2009) – Regina Spektor
Regina at her finest. She's cute and she plays piano. Regina introduced me to weird, eclectic music that isn't crappy and actually sounds quite lovely. :P

Wiretap Scars (2002) – Sparta
Everyone loves At the Drive-In but they were barely around last decade. It's true, Relationship in Command came out in 2000 and I'd definitely recommend listening to it, however Wiretap Scars is the album that really pushed the boundaries of what I was listening to at the time. I was also in a band that covered a few tunes from Sparta.

Also, I ♥ Jim Ward. That is all.

Chuck (2004)... – Sum 41
Ah yes, Sum 41. These guys are brilliant... and Canadian! This is the last album with Brown Sound and also my favorite because it's not as punky as their previous stuff. Does This Look Infected? was also a lot of fun. Oddly enough, Sum 41 never influenced me too heavily with their earlier stuff. :/ Weird, huh?

Boys & Girls in America (2006) – The Hold Steady
ZOMG, this album is great! This was shown to me right before I entered college and I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. I've also seen these guys live and they're famazing, so definitely go see them if you can.

Do You Feel (2007) – The Rocket Summer
Oddly enough, I was introduced to this band right before college as well but I didn't listen to the whole album until later in life. I enjoy this album for its wholesome messages and positive yet realistic attitude on life. It's kinda emo but in a good way. (Since I live in Illinois and Ohio is for lovers...)

Is That a Riot? (2006) – Youngblood Brass Band
I really don't remember when I ran into these guys... Anyway, this is great music for all you band geeks out there. I chose Is That a Riot? because it's perhaps the snarkiest. The vocals stand out in this one more than the others, but the earlier albums have virtuosic sousaphone work. Go check it out if you don't believe me.

Everything Went Numb (2003) – Streetlight Manifesto
Ah yes, my first ska album... While Reel Big Fish and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones may have carved out that place for ska in my heart, Streetlight Manifesto filled it full and then some. Both my ska band (Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers) as well as my brainchild (New Squids on the Dock) have covered tunes from this record.

Music for Two (2004) – Edgar Meyer and Bela Fleck
I've seen Edgar Meyer perform three times and I know that that isn't even enough. The man is ridiculous! And don't forget Bela Fleck; it's not like he's a sucky musician by any means. :P This album is all live recordings from their tour and it's powerful stuff. Bach inventions and bluegrass musings and other random ditties. And if you buy the physical copy, you get a cool DVD too.

Chase This Light (2007) – Jimmy Eat World
Freshman year. These guys came to UofI but I didn't go because I was lame. ANYWAY, this album was my soundtrack for the 2008 election atmosphere and this band is hugely influential in my musical playings.

10,000 Days (2006) – Tool
Tool is kinda hard to describe. It's not indie. As my friend Tim would say, it's "intelligent music." So go listen to it and see for yourself.

De-Loused in the Comatorium (2003) – The Mars Volta
More "intelligent music." The Mars Volta keeps churning out albums like crazy so you'll never run out of music from these guys.

When Your Heart Stops Beating (2006) – (+44)
I like this album because it's more mature than Blink-182's music (in general) but it's still got two-thirds of the band. Plus, "Lycanthrope" is amazing.

Sounding a Mosaic (2004) – Bedouin Soundclash
Ah yes, a hidden gem I found through IMF one day. Also from Canadia. These guys are kinda reggae but not as mainstream as Marley. And you all know how I like to do things off the beaten path.

Vena Sera (2007) – Chevelle
This is an angry album. It's full of angry music. If you're into that sort of thing, go listen to this. Chevelle is also from Chicago so you know, I feel a connection to these guys. (not really, but whatever)

Meteora (2003) – Linkin Park
Less angry but that's because this isn't Hybrid Theory. Meteora was very well done and there was some sweet rapping. And to all of those folks out there who think that Linkin Park wasn't influential, then I'm sorry. If you grew up loving the music and then rejected it because you "grew up" then guess what, you're probably a very limited musician in terms of what kind of music you can play and what you can do.

…Until We Felt Red (2008) – Kaki King
Guitar music that is beautiful. Kaki King adds vocals to her later albums, including this one. If you play guitar or just love nice acoustic music, this is for you.

Funeral (2004) – Arcade Fire
Ah yes, indie music. :P If I needed to point to any kind of indie influence, this is it.

Fearless: Platinum Edition (2009) – Taylor Swift
Of course, any self-respecting artist needs some Taylor Swift. While she isn't exactly country, she does have influence and I feel her influence now will allow me to explore some other great music later. Besides, chicks dig Tay!

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Trending Topics

Twitter's trending topics always bring up something interesting: sometimes poignant, sometimes hilarious. This time they got it right, and I am proud to be part of the human race.

As part of the whole decade in review thing, the hash tag "#who remembers" has appeared. Here's an example:

"SFKillaKev1 RT @CLSDASH: Wow #who remembers the jersey era... Niggaz went hard for dem throw backs.<
But because our spelling iz soooooo gr8... the hash tag "#whore members" has appeared.

Many people have pointed out the hilarity of the spelling error, but then the others who just like to contribute to trending topics have written this:

"chardonnay93 what kind of bitch sucks up a nigga while hes on the phone those Whore members #truestory"

*facedesk*