To conclude Part I of our extravaganza, we have the musical stylings of the University of Rochester Yellowjackets. Recently featured as one of the must-see YouTube videos in the March issue of EW, here they are performing their rendition of Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me."
Stay tuned! We'll be back with Part II real soon!
Friday, April 2, 2010
The BS Awards: School Juveniles
Every school has that group of people. You know, the ones that are always getting into trouble. The ones who you can probably find later in life living on the streets or in jail. Although these kids may not be mischievous to that degree, the following nominees are noted for their appreciable work in the business. Truly inspirational, no?
First up is Marker Face.
At least he has a purple unibrow. Not many people can boast about that.
Next we have Nipple Man.
Of course, for those who are still doubting Nipple Man's worth, we have another word from guest speaker, GloZell.
Nonetheless, no one can be compared with this couple. Aren't they cute together?
And that is why they are the winners of this category. The principal must really enjoy himself.
First up is Marker Face.
At least he has a purple unibrow. Not many people can boast about that.
Next we have Nipple Man.
Of course, for those who are still doubting Nipple Man's worth, we have another word from guest speaker, GloZell.
Nonetheless, no one can be compared with this couple. Aren't they cute together?
And that is why they are the winners of this category. The principal must really enjoy himself.
Thursday, April 1, 2010
The BS Awards: Wife Swap Conundrums
Ah, sick of your wife or husband? Check out Wife Swap. It's crazy! They switch two wives from radically different social classes/lifestyles! Did that just blow your mind? Well, then these clips will make you explode.
First, we have the dad who eats raw meat.
Next up is Crazy Catholic Warrior. Or so you think...
See? I bet she's with Edward Cullen too. Vamps are everywhere!!! Be alert.
However, the winner of this category is King Curtis. Here he is in his finest.
First, we have the dad who eats raw meat.
Next up is Crazy Catholic Warrior. Or so you think...
See? I bet she's with Edward Cullen too. Vamps are everywhere!!! Be alert.
However, the winner of this category is King Curtis. Here he is in his finest.
The BS Awards: Ke$ha Song of the Year
Move over, Beyoncé and Taylor Swift. Ke$ha is the new kid on the block. Preaching lyrics straight out of da club, she is rapidly infecting the world with her sick beat filled to the brim with any DJ's delight. Watch out because that girl just loves her Jack Daniels.
Before we move on with the nominees, here is a word from guest speaker, GloZell.
Now, on with the nominees! First up is her hit single, "TiK ToK."
Up next is the song alluded to in Miss GloZell's commentary: "Blah, Blah, Blah."
Here, we have an underrated song, "Dinosaur."
I love when singers can spell.
Finally, we have every schoolgirl's favorite fantasy: "Mr. Watson."
I bet she's Edward Cullen's sister. They have the same tongue movements. Yup, she's a vamp. Definitely.
And the winner is..."TiK ToK." Congrats, Ashley Tisdale!
Before we move on with the nominees, here is a word from guest speaker, GloZell.
Now, on with the nominees! First up is her hit single, "TiK ToK."
Up next is the song alluded to in Miss GloZell's commentary: "Blah, Blah, Blah."
Here, we have an underrated song, "Dinosaur."
I love when singers can spell.
Finally, we have every schoolgirl's favorite fantasy: "Mr. Watson."
I bet she's Edward Cullen's sister. They have the same tongue movements. Yup, she's a vamp. Definitely.
And the winner is..."TiK ToK." Congrats, Ashley Tisdale!
The BS Awards: Best High School Musical Blunder
2006 marked a big year for Disney; High School Musical entered the world, capturing the hearts of young tweens and Twilight dads alike. It became a national phenomenon, and soon enough, high school became a haven for clichéd romance between some jock and nerd who found common ground in the fine arts. (Ah, love, how fickle thou art!) Nonetheless, it did raise an awareness of the fine arts.
Was that last statement ambiguous? Well, you decide, folks!
Here are the nominees for "Best High School Musical Blunder."
From High School Musical: Get in the Picture comes several renditions of "A Whole New World." Four words: Jasmine, you better run.
From our stepfather that we really have no affiliation with and therefore is not our real father, The Soup, comes a clip featuring performances of "Forever Young" and "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing."
From High School Musical 2 comes this clip of "I Don't Dance." Is it subtly suggestive? Hmm....Honestly, who wears all white to a baseball game? Call the fashion police because we've got a wardrobe malfunction.
Huh, and everyone thought only Gabriella and Troy found true love.
And the winner is....Gasp! From out of nowhere! A performance of "I Say a Little Prayer" from High School Musical A Seleção.
You go, girls.
Was that last statement ambiguous? Well, you decide, folks!
Here are the nominees for "Best High School Musical Blunder."
From High School Musical: Get in the Picture comes several renditions of "A Whole New World." Four words: Jasmine, you better run.
From our stepfather that we really have no affiliation with and therefore is not our real father, The Soup, comes a clip featuring performances of "Forever Young" and "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing."
From High School Musical 2 comes this clip of "I Don't Dance." Is it subtly suggestive? Hmm....Honestly, who wears all white to a baseball game? Call the fashion police because we've got a wardrobe malfunction.
Huh, and everyone thought only Gabriella and Troy found true love.
And the winner is....Gasp! From out of nowhere! A performance of "I Say a Little Prayer" from High School Musical A Seleção.
You go, girls.
The BS Awards!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)