Weird Junk: Pee and Poo Plush Dolls

There are many weird things in the world, some of which I cannot begin to fathom. To help raise awareness of what you can find in the world, the BS has chosen to create another series of articles (Cranking them out are we? Oh, yes, we are.) appropriately titled "Weird Junk." Here's one example:

The two figures above are actually plush dolls that reside within the borders of Japan. Designed to educate young children about human waste, pee and poo offer a friendly face for what you leave in the toilet.

May your defecation be satisfying.

With that, we close today's edition of "Weird Junk."

The Music Box: "Fireflies"

Hello, loyal readers! It's time for another edition of "The Music Box!" Today, we've got Owl City's "Fireflies" under our music microscope.

So, I've been thinking about what to actually say about this song. To start, let's have some lyrics dissection.

"You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep."

Hmm, why don't you ponder on that thought?

"I'd like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly."

I bet he thinks that the world is flat too. Well, so does Barbara Walters. Oh, Barbara, we love you.

Hmm, you know what, I think I just might as well give you all a video link. Why? Because I'm really getting bored by this, and videos tend to speak for themselves. Note the foreshadowing in that previous statement. 
 

Isn't it ironic? I guess I wasn't bored after all.

But hey, even though he may be lip-syncing, at least he gets a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs. As you know, nothing is better than that.

Thus, we mute The Music Box. Well, until next time!